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  1. Eamon Mack says:

    A guest at a smart restaurant notices that there was no salt and pepper on the table after the food was served and called the waiter;
    “Excuse me, Waiter, but I wonder of you could possible bring us some salt and pepper?”
    The waiter answers huffily “I beg your pardon! I am not a waiter! I….am an actor..!”
    The guest, taken aback for a second, responds ” Well do you think you could act like a fucking waiter then?”
    This is a true story.